{"id":209,"date":"2022-05-15T11:54:01","date_gmt":"2022-05-15T11:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/?p=209"},"modified":"2022-05-15T11:54:01","modified_gmt":"2022-05-15T11:54:01","slug":"209","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/2022\/05\/15\/209\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hello class, it\u2019s lovely to see you all, and aren\u2019t those diapers fluffy. Oh Deirdre, yours is leaking, waddle off to the nurse and get it seen to, there\u2019s a darling. Now, today\u2019s lesson is going to be fun and you\u2019ll all enjoy it. I was told it\u2019s too early for some of you but I know you\u2019re all keen and I know you\u2019ll all do your best.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No, of course you won\u2019t get in trouble if you fail. No, you only get spankings for pulling hair, naughty language and if you ask really nicely for one. Not being able to get through the lesson just means you\u2019re not ready yet, and we understand that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now, Miss Palmers has prepared a nice drink for you all. Isn\u2019t that lovely of her. Everybody say thank you. One, two, three, Thank You Miss Palmers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No, it\u2019s not in a bottle. I know, isn\u2019t this exciting! That\u2019s today\u2019s lesson: We\u2019re all going to learn how to drink from a sippy cup. Now, as you see it has big handles on the side\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello class, it\u2019s lovely to see you all, and aren\u2019t those diapers fluffy. Oh Deirdre, yours is leaking, waddle off to the nurse and get it seen to, there\u2019s a darling. Now, today\u2019s lesson is going to be fun and you\u2019ll all enjoy it. I was told it\u2019s too early for some of you but&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","category-snippet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":210,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions\/210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}