{"id":301,"date":"2022-06-28T18:13:48","date_gmt":"2022-06-28T18:13:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/?p=301"},"modified":"2022-06-28T18:13:48","modified_gmt":"2022-06-28T18:13:48","slug":"301","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/2022\/06\/28\/301\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;The irony of course,&#8221; said Primrose, &#8220;is that the adult baby boys stay dry so much longer than the men we force into diapers.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Danny looked at her in confusion. &#8220;I don&#8217;t get it. Surely it would be the other way around?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Primrose smiled at his confusion. &#8220;Ah, you forget,&#8221; she explained, &#8220;the adult babies get excited about their treatment. Have you ever tried urinating while erect?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Danny&#8217;s eyes widened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The irony of course,&#8221; said Primrose, &#8220;is that the adult baby boys stay dry so much longer than the men we force into diapers.&#8221; Danny looked at her in confusion. &#8220;I don&#8217;t get it. Surely it would be the other way around?&#8221; Primrose smiled at his confusion. &#8220;Ah, you forget,&#8221; she explained, &#8220;the adult babies&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","category-snippet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":302,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions\/302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}