{"id":310,"date":"2022-07-02T21:37:19","date_gmt":"2022-07-02T21:37:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/?p=310"},"modified":"2022-07-02T21:37:19","modified_gmt":"2022-07-02T21:37:19","slug":"310","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/2022\/07\/02\/310\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">People say a ninja shouldn&#8217;t wear disposables. They say the crinkling will alert the victim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They&#8217;re almost right. The victim hears it ok. But by then it&#8217;s too late. They also forget the client report.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Did he suffer? Did he die in abject humilation?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Look at it this way. Would you want your last conscious thought to be that you&#8217;ve been assassinated by someone that can&#8217;t even control their bladder? Because he heard my diaper &#8211; I made sure of that.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People say a ninja shouldn&#8217;t wear disposables. They say the crinkling will alert the victim. They&#8217;re almost right. The victim hears it ok. But by then it&#8217;s too late. They also forget the client report. &#8220;Did he suffer? Did he die in abject humilation?&#8221; &#8220;Look at it this way. Would you want your last conscious&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","category-snippet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":311,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions\/311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stories.annaumea.me.uk\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}