Today’s snippet comes from the Diaper Dimensions

“What the fuck?” asked Simon, “Why the hell would you do that?”

Priscilla sighed. “You know it’s different for us women,” she said, “our maternal instinct is too strong.”

“Too strong!” yelled Simon, “You can’t…”

“Hush,” said Priscilla, “it’s well documented that Amazon women want to diaper anything with legs.”

“Yes,” said Simon, “but that’s a fucking chair.”