Announcing Supersoft Skintones, the revolutionary new paradigm in adult protective garments that celebrates the stunning diversity of human colour. For too long, the industry has ignored the truth: nobody has glossy, pure white skin. That’s why Supersoft R&D has deployed Chroma-Reactive Biopolymer Sheeting (CRBS), a patented, self-calibrating smart textile woven into every garment. Using our…
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[Spam Festival] Supersoft Superstitions
Announcing Supersoft Superstitions, a new adult protection product. A radical revision of a popular padded product designed to provide protection from unwanted leaks and solids, Supersoft Superstitions is an aesthetic alternative to Supersoft Fluffies that offers several decorated designs suited to your superstition of choice. Faithful customers will be enthused that Supersoft Superstitions continue our…
Supersoft Product Research
Welcome to today’s virtual tour of the secret Supersoft research labs. We know our customers love the Supersoft range of protective products but one question we keep being asked is ‘How do you create such innovative designs?’ Now, as the camera takes us through one of sixteen four-crib nurseries in the lab (one of them…
[Automated Spam] Supersoft Simplechange
Announcing Supersoft Simplechange, a full service personal hygiene device for home or institutional use. A remarkable invention brought to market in an attractive and affordable form Supersoft Simplechange makes changing time a quick, efficent and enjoyable experience for the lucky user of Supersoft’s other products. Whether it’s the first change of the day out of…
Emergency Broadcast
Emergency Broadcast Following recent events the US Government has become aware of people stocking up on essential supplies so that they can see out any period of uncertainty and danger to public safety arising from the new strains of COVID coming from Europe and Brazil. While warehouse stocks of fresh and tinned food remain strong…
[Avoid SPAM] Supersoft Velvetsafe
Announcing Supersoft Velvetsafe, a new adult protection product. A new paradigm in personal security offering unparalleled velvet soft safe restraint, Supersoft Velvetsafe assures your loved one stays free from danger. Engineering excellence melded with creative innovation from our established international team of super scientists has taken the already exquisite Supersoft Fluffies and introduced holistic comfort…
[Spam is murder] Supersoft Eco-Gaia
Announcing Supersoft Eco-Gaia, environment friendly waste management for everybody. Give birth to the Earth. People across the world are destroying natural habitats by not only wasting water flushing their toilet, but also channelling that waste into the wild. You can help prevent this heinous crime by refusing to use a toilet. Ban bathrooms from your…
[Eat SPAM] Supersoft Lifestyles
Announcing Supersoft Lifestyles, the protection that gives you the lifestyle you deserve. The choice is no longer whether to have comfort, discretion or protection: Enjoy all three by wearing Supersoft Lifestyles, truly putting control back into your hands. Giving you access to technologies never before seen in adult comfort Supersoft Lifestyles don’t compromise on the…
Supersoft Support Contacts
Dear Mr and Mrs Gemmins, I am writing to you today in accordance with 15 USC 6501 which requires me to inform you regarding an online website registration made by a child in your care. The registration was made on 4th June 2003 and at the time the age of the registrant was provided as…
[Not SPAM] Supersoft Sleepwells
Announcing Supersoft Sleepwells, a unique and innovative approach to night time care and protection. Following the tremendous reception to the magnificent Supersoft Fluffies the research scientists at http://SupersoftFluffiesForLife.com have been working hard to invent a new paradigm in comfortable protection. Supersoft Sleepwells introduce a new registered design that incorporates favourite features of Supersoft Fluffies then…