People say a ninja shouldn’t wear disposables. They say the crinkling will alert the victim.

They’re almost right. The victim hears it ok. But by then it’s too late. They also forget the client report.

“Did he suffer? Did he die in abject humilation?”

“Look at it this way. Would you want your last conscious thought to be that you’ve been assassinated by someone that can’t even control their bladder? Because he heard my diaper – I made sure of that.”