Announcing Supersoft Eco-Gaia, environment friendly waste management for everybody. Give birth to the Earth. People across the world are destroying natural habitats by not only wasting water flushing their toilet, but also channelling that waste into the wild. You can help prevent this heinous crime by refusing to use a toilet. Ban bathrooms from your…
Category: Creative
A Treatise on the Maiden
As Halloween approaches, minds turn to the more traditional forms of securing a loved one. While those of a nautical bent tend to favour irons and there’s always that section of the community that enjoy stocks or even a pillory, many people will instead recommend a shrew’s fiddle. Requiring less space than a yoke yet…
[Eat SPAM] Supersoft Lifestyles
Announcing Supersoft Lifestyles, the protection that gives you the lifestyle you deserve. The choice is no longer whether to have comfort, discretion or protection: Enjoy all three by wearing Supersoft Lifestyles, truly putting control back into your hands. Giving you access to technologies never before seen in adult comfort Supersoft Lifestyles don’t compromise on the…
Supersoft Support Contacts
Dear Mr and Mrs Gemmins, I am writing to you today in accordance with 15 USC 6501 which requires me to inform you regarding an online website registration made by a child in your care. The registration was made on 4th June 2003 and at the time the age of the registrant was provided as…
[Not SPAM] Supersoft Sleepwells
Announcing Supersoft Sleepwells, a unique and innovative approach to night time care and protection. Following the tremendous reception to the magnificent Supersoft Fluffies the research scientists at http://SupersoftFluffiesForLife.com have been working hard to invent a new paradigm in comfortable protection. Supersoft Sleepwells introduce a new registered design that incorporates favourite features of Supersoft Fluffies then…
[SPAM warning] Supersoft Fluffies
Announcing Supersoft Fluffies, a new adult protection product. A new paradigm in disposable garments designed to provide necessary protection from unwanted leaks and solids, Supersoft Fluffies assure your loved one stays secure. Scientifically constructed to prevent expansion when wet Supersoft Fluffies offer extensive comfortable padding at all times, preventing clothing from getting too tight during…
Adult Baby ABC
a is for amah Auspicious adults always avail adolescents avec an amah. b is for bottle Beautiful babies beyond breastfeeding, being babysat by burdened bedwetting babysitters, bereft bountiful breast, beg bottle balm, but blessed babysitter brings brilliant bacon baps berthed beside baked beans. c is for crib Crib or cot, childproof closures cleverly constrain coddled…