Salandria flicked her wand at Cuthbern. As his trousers and underwear disintegrated a large fluffy diaper appeared in their place. “Oh, that looks better. But you wouldn’t be wearing it if you didn’t need it would you?” she said nastily.

Cuthbern gulped and started to beg for mercy but before he could speak another flick of the wand filled his mouth with an oversized pacifier.

Salandria giggled as she pointed her wand at him a final time. “Laxatio!” she exclaimed, and Cuthbern started to weep.