“I told you no spoilers!”

“That wasn’t a spoiler. I only quoted…”

“You only quoted a key plot element. What are you trying to do, take the P out of me?”

“No, I…”

“I’ll take the P out of you and your spoiler. Hmm. Spoiler with no P is…”

Which is how I ended up with my pee coming out of me and making me a soiler.