“The irony of course,” said Primrose, “is that the adult baby boys stay dry so much longer than the men we force into diapers.”

Danny looked at her in confusion. “I don’t get it. Surely it would be the other way around?”

Primrose smiled at his confusion. “Ah, you forget,” she explained, “the adult babies get excited about their treatment. Have you ever tried urinating while erect?”

Danny’s eyes widened.