Pizza delivery is the peak of Western decadence. Not only is someone making a meal for you, not only are they delivering it to your door, not only are they charging you an African’s week’s wages for this, but the meal they deliver is nutritiously bankrupt, a hedonistic luxury consumed purely for pleasure. I opened…
“All rise. State versus Grandholme.” “So Mr Grandholme, the charge is that you touched this woman without her permission. How do you plead?” “I held her forearm to steady her as she stood up, after she tripped on the kerb. If that’s sexual assault, I guess I’m guilty.” “Thank you Mr Grandholme, your willingness to…
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“Oh Sweetie, you’re about to leak. No, don’t worry about the smell, baby girls can’t help that.” Tanya winced. She couldn’t see herself as a baby girl, the evidence provided by filthy diaper notwithstanding. “I’d change you here, but the rug is too expensive. Let’s pop upstairs and we’ll look after you there.” Tanya let…
Faking Faeces
Vivian looked at the banana. She’d eaten many in her life, some of them salaciously, a visual tease to the boys that could see her, making them shift uneasily in their seats. She wasn’t going to eat this one. She’d bought it for another reason, waited for it to ripen, made sure she was alone…
Diapered Cheerleaders 5 : Wet & Wild
Bobby sniggered as he gripped the metal ring, his biceps bulging as he strained to force it open. “Give me a hand here Seb,” he said. Sebastian looked across. “Told you it’d be stiff,” he said, “this sprinkler system is so old I don’t think the groundstaff even know it’s here.” They grunted together, faces…
Day Five
Chapter 1 “Day Four,” explained Miriam, “is when things get real. The first day, there’s some confusion, everything is new, some people treat it as a lark, there’s a sense of anticipation and discovery.” Julie thought back four days. The girls had all giggled, embraced their new status, had fun dressing each other and looking…
I was wearing only a thick diaper and a baby’s bib as I opened the front door. “Who are you?” he asked, “Why are you dressed like that? And what the hell are you doing in my house?”
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“Does my bum look big in this?” Pete sighed. The eternal girlfriend trap. He played it safe, went with “You look cute and sexy in that.” Clara smiled happily at him. “You can’t tell?” Pete grinned back. “No,” he confirmed, “but it’ll swell when wet, so everybody will be able to tell.” Clara stared at…